For a long time my ftp uploader wouldn't upload shit. So HAZA!! It works again for some reason.

Also... Slave Boy may be evolving... who knows.

Listen To Fucked By The Internet

I had a good string of stuff going for about 2 weeks there, but I have yet to do anything new. Even though I had one whole glorious fucking week off for spring break, I didn't have much time seeing as most of it was taken up by a dammed internet history class. Now the concept of an online course is great, but this one is not. The reading is utterly retarded, half the time the teachers "lectures" are literally copied and pasted from the book material. Along with that the teacher is a prissy little bitch whom you can't seem to satisfy. He tells me to put in more into about a certain person, after I literally go through each fact that is listen and write it out leaving nothing else to put in. But anyway, enough of that I am finally done with such inane retardation... I shall be putting more stuff up soon. Hopefully more rants including an extra special verbal stoning of the film Nancy Drew. (All of course if my FTP programs work properly and I can upload a fucking file)

Fuck you all,

For being a big Jim Carrey comedy fan, I wasn't expecting much with this one. But I must say I was pleasantly surprised when it was done. Carrey does a good job here. Wouldn't compare him to Robin Williams just yet, but maybe if he does some more serious dramatic work he might be good. As for the story, I am usually very good at predicting story lines and I will say the twist did get me at the end. Other people say its nothing but a little pop, but I think that little pop was just all it needed as opposed to a huge mind-f**k. Overall it's a good watch, and the bonus features on the disk are also very interesting to watch.

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Movie Info:
Length:98min

Director
Joel Schumacher

Cast
Jim Carrey
Virginia Madsen
Logan Lerman
Danny Huston
Lynn Collins

To me this movie is a 3 star simply because I cannot give it an impartial rating. The film seemed like a wine, with time it got better. In the beginning I was very close to just turning it off, but as it progressed it gained a lot back. The acting was par for this type of movie with a few characters being utterly annoying EX:the blond hatian dude who's accent made me want to cry. But this was evened out by the better actors. Overall I would say the film is watchable but wont be going back to it anytime soon. It had a lot of potential to be a great film but it just seemed like it was lacking in many areas.

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Movie Info
109min

Director:
Shane Abbess

Actors
Andy Whitfield
Dwaine Stevenson
Samantha Noble
Erika Heynatz
Michael Piccirilli

Yes thats right fucked by the internet. Another impromptu rant spurred by the idiocy of myspace. Go on and Check it out. (soon to be available for download here.)